Now, I have no idea what this is supposed to be or look like once made, but it sounds like it might be delicious. Plus, this man once ordered a Dairy Queen Blizzard® (see below post) using the words, "Pumpkin Pie with Nerds®!" so you know it must be good. Wait, that sounds foul...
Thankfully, this "Torttino," as it were, has nothing to do with dairy products, therefore, it's probably a recipe to be trusted. And while normally I would not publish something like this verbatim (or at all), I must mention that since my friend is super fabulously gay, he has a knack for adding flair to the English language, which almost makes up for the TOTAL LACK OF BEANS in his recipe. Not to mention, I'm the kind of innovative genius who can take a "Torttino" and turn it into a "Poorman's Quiche," which makes for a cheap meal and a lovely blog post. Or maybe that's a lovely meal and a cheap blog post. Or a gnarly meal and a gnarly blog post. Whatever.
Anyway, allow me to present to you the "Torttino!"
So the choice is yours. Do you want to squander away your devaluing dollars on meals like the Torttino? Or would you rather save up your hard-earned welfare to eventually buy a shiny new pennyfarthing by choking down the Poorman's Quiche instead? The answer seems pretty clear to me.
In the meantime, while you ruminate about the superiority of my Poorman's Quiche over The Man's Torttino, allow me to alert you to my fascination with the elderly that has continued to grow when this video reached my Inbox. Is it wrong that I relate to the senior set more than I relate to most 30- and 40-somethings? NO! They ride dirrrrty just like me!