amid a warm sunny day on a beach)
... Young Grasshoppa' and I do share an appreciation for candid conversations, and for blunt honesty. She may sugar coat her words (again, she is the nice one) but they are direct and truthful nonetheless. Love it.
Colleen: "Carole", said in her great forbearing tone. "You seriously need to do a giveaway on your blog."
Me: "Really? Give-aways? That's kind of ghetto, no?"
Colleen: "No way it's not! Look. Triathletes are cheap. And we love free shit!"
Ha. Spoken like the honest woman I know.
Okay, okay, you little maggots. So you love some free shit huh? Okay, I can get down with that. I'll spend more than 4 hours cutting coupons that will save me maybe $6.00 in the grocery store.... I understand being frugal.
So let's roll this puppy out!!!
Contest runs through Thursday, January 26 - 11am EST.
CAN OF TRISLIDE -- value $16.20
What is TRISLIDE , you ask? Oh, horror.
If you're still using that archaic Body Glide shit, it's time to evolve to the upgrade, my friends. (And if I ever see any of you using PAM when putting on your wetsuits.... come here, this will only hurt for a second. That crap will ruin your expensive neoprene wetsuits! ). Once you try this product, I know from experience, you'll never use anything else again.
TRISLIDE is the ONLY anti chafing, anti-friction, anti blistering product found in a convenient environmental friendly aerosol spray. Gone are the days of goopy messy hands and contaminated sticks, the continuous spray application of TRISLIDE is easy to use and safe to share! Compared to others that may wash off, it is waterproof which means sweat proof! TRISLIDE is a liquid silicone based product that can simply be removed with soap and water, will not stain clothes, and is the most innovative product to prevent chafing, blistering, irritation, and hot spots found in swimming, biking and running. Available in a 4 oz can.
You need to tell me 4 ways in which TRISLIDE can be and is used. Authentic ways, people! If you tell me you use it to scrape the mud from the hoof of your Llama, you'd better submit a photo to prove you indeed have a llama.
Bonus points for the most creative answers. If you know anything about me, I like humor. If you make me laugh, you're likely to get bumped to the top of the winner list ... but it's gotta' be a REAL use! I think I am afraid to even read the responses from Matty-O !!! Gracious.
The person who submits the best four (4) ways to use TRISLIDE gets the can!
Contest ends January 26, at 11am.
Have fun, kids!