Mid-day yesterday was just one of those craaaazzzzeeeee, rapid-fire funny happenings / conversations that are probably only funny to me. But there were a series of things that just had me laughing.
First - kudos to Lara Cooper Edwards for having THE LINE of 2011. (I'Il get to that in a minute...)
So I roll into Flatirons Club for Jane Scott's 12:30p Masters.
As I'm walking in, I run into Billy & Lara <cooper> Edwards.
Carole: "Coop, do you know a guy named ***?"
Lara: "No, what's up?"
Carole: "I think I'm getting set up with him so I wanted scoop."
Lara: "Have you stalked him online yet?" (This isn't the classic line, but this was funny)
Carole: "Bah haaa! Ummm, no! I don't do that! ....uhhhh, I get my friends to do it."
Lara: "I'm on it."
We're now in the lobby. Kelly Reed is blabbing on her cell phone (shocker!), Matt Reed is sitting next to her with 2-year old Peyton on his lap. In a simultaneoous swoop I bend over to kiss Peyton's cheek while I cup Kelly's entire size 0, and looking HOT, ass. Kelly is unfazed, doesn't miss a beat with her conversation and just gives me a big wink. I look at Matt and he just laughs at me.
I wander to the pool deck and exchange a few pleasantries with a new cutie male friend whose name I haven't even gotten yet.
Dude: "So what do you do?"
Carole: "I work for Rev3"
Dude: <seemingly impressed> "Oh... I didn't know that."
Carole: "That's okay. Why would you know that?"
Bear in mind I am wearing this Rev3 swim suit. :)
Dude: "I guess I could have just read your body" (referring to my Rev3 suit)
Carole: "Like every man should do!"
He choked on water as he laughed.
Dave Scott was in the next lane and was pretty intent on letting all of us know we are fat. :) It doesn't help matters that Dave-o is looking fricking svelte these days. Man alive, he seiously has the body of a 24 year old, I'll admit he looks really good. (Take a day off, dave!) Mike and I were at the wall in our lane and Dave heckled, "Mike, eating a few too many hot dogs I see." Baaa haaaaaa! Man, this is harsh.
Whatever, Boulder is crazy - Mike is like 7% body fat. Freaks.
Okay okay - the line of the year!
At some point Lara takes notice of my Rev3 suit.....which is admittedly in shambles a bit. The strap is worn through and it's a mess.
Lara: "What's going on here? You're one bad flipturn away from full frontal."
Baaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I about died laughing. Funnny girl...
Just a nutty day at Flatirons.