Manipulating Men

If you are a married gal, this information may be of great use to you. If you are a lady who is grappling with a boyfriend, this article can help you to handle your boy toy better. And if you are a guy, be warned…the lady of your life might be reading this too.

On this blog post we will look at how a woman can dominate her man and enslave him. If you are a woman and don`t have the time to read this whole thing, here is the gist:
Give a man enough "love" (yes, the verb) and he will be your slave.

If you are still reading, it means you are a woman and have time on your hands…so let us continue.

Since I have been a woman for the last four decades, I obviously cannot speak firsthand to the experience (and mind) of a man.   My male friends have always assured me that they've never looked at a girl and said: “Wow, just look at her…she is intelligent!”  
To that point, my friend and teammate,  Jamie Bull, furthers, "I am an ass man", he said. "If I am checking her out, it's her lower half first".

Indeed. Most men look at a woman like a sex object. They might not agree (publicly), but most single men will have sex with any woman if only they had a place. Most men have fallen into this descriptor at one point in their life. A place with a good mattress & air conditioning would be even better, because he can go to sleep immediately after.

But if you are a woman…a lot of factors contribute to the trigger. To present a metaphor to my readers, sex for women is like fire. For it to begin… one needs to provide the right amount of oxygen (money), fuel (money) and the spark to ignite (money). If you notice, after the fire is over…nothing remains. Comedienne Alonzo Bodden has said, “They are working on Viagra for women. Are they crazy? It has been around for 100s of years – it is called cash.”

But this blog is intended to be an aid for the women... Once you have given your man all the sex that he needed (clearly he deserves that), you need to tell him what you want. (Okay, okay - yes, you should tell him this BEFORE, but just go with the humor of the blog post, would ya?) A man can`t read a woman`s mind and don`t expect him to try…that`s very difficult. According to my happily married teammate, Ryan Oilar, "Men struggle even after three years of marriage to read her mind!"

Ladies, take heed.  If you don`t ask…you won`t get anything and all your efforts go wasted.
So, when asking for what you want, ensure these simple steps:

Step 1: Check to confirm your man hasn`t fallen asleep after.

Step 2: Time yourself and start speaking. A lecture of anything less than 3 hours will not yield results…men start listening only after the first 150 minutes because then they know if its that long it is a cause for concern.

Step 3: When you ask him to do anything, don`t be polite. Order. Strong, powerful men love to be ordered around.

Step 4: Give him one stress ball in each hand and ask him to relax (this will also keep him from sleeping too).

Step 5: If he still feels sleepy, grab both the balls in your hands and leave him crying. I meant the stress balls.