Ok, lets get this sucker back to some more entertaining prose.
You, my reading audience, are quite predictable.
I can post something about a bike crash, impending surgery or being ridden with anxiety and you people are like, "Yeah? So what!" But man, I write about my crotch being ripped by a militant bikini waxer and comments get copious.
I get it, I get it....
So.......... breaking news, folks.
Hold on to your hats!
A study concludes that elephants run!!!!
Don’t get me wrong, science is awesome and it can really make you feel empowered in a vast world of complex, staggering mysteries.
But you mean to tell me that no one stopped in the middle of this study and, while watching a baby elephant trot around a dirt track with sensors affixed to its joints, said, “Hey, you know a different way we could go about this? We could just say nothing. Because I’m pretty sure everyone already thinks that elephants run,” while all his scientist friends around him nodded their heads in profound agreement?