Ever have those days when you can’t snap yourself out of it? When you can’t seem to process even the simplest of ideas? You know your brain is out there somewhere... looming ... but man you just can’t seem to access it?
Yea, me too. Today was that day. I am just a shade of my former self. I went out of my way to avoid talking to people to the point that one time when I walked into the bathroom in the business center at my condo and saw two ladies I knew in there I immediately walked into a stall and stood there until they left. Why I didn’t use the toilet while I was in the stall I’ll never know. I can only assume that my mind was focused on “hiding” and couldn’t comprehend multitasking.
...but then I ran across this old clip and I felt comforted by the fact that there is someone else out there who knows how I feel.
Seriously, it’s like she’s having an aneurysm the entire time she’s talking...
You gotta love “U.S. Americans”.
But, let's not be too harsh on the hot girl. I mean, C'mon. American teenagers can't find our country on a world map because THEY DON'T HAVE MAPS!
They say that genius often lies in simplicity. And I say that simplicity lies in South Carolina. (Sorry SC fans!)
2 comments:
Wow. What proud parents she must have. That is painful to watch, but alas does help to make you feel better about yourself!
holy shit! at least she was able to get full use of the phrase "such as", made her sound MUCH smarter.
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